Aelaan

Haan bhai baj rahe hain!
Haan bhai baj rahe hain!

Abe saale!

Aur Pandu kya chal raha hai
Bhai baj rahe hai
Aage se peeche se lag rahe hai
Kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki
Praja wale aaj munh faad ke hans rahe hain

Aur Pandu kya chal raha hai
Bhai baj rahe hai
Aage se peeche se lag rahe hai
Kal chhaati chaudi kari maine apnon ki
Praja wale aaj munh faad ke hans rahe hai

Bas bhai daant dikhaane se bach rahe hai
Maharaj bin smile ke bhi jacnh rahe hai
Chhat gaye bande ab saath mere apne hai
Yeh beef karne aaye 5 bachhde hai

KR$NA hai myth jaari karo janhit
Aata nahi wapas jo jaata hai mit
Karo scene change dead body karo lit
Tum karte raho diss deta jaunga main hit

Duniya yeh use yaad rakhe jo buniyaad rakhe
Marne ke hi baad sabke gun yaad rakhein
Sakht launde kis baat ki akad hai tujhe
Funsi bane nuniya to shunya yaad rakhein

Main hoon shunya pe sawar Zakir Khan jaise
Patthar dil ki deewaron pe kaan jaise
Naram dil phenke khoon mere body mein garam
Kalamkaar bhi marega Artistaan jaise

Jitna aag se kheloge phailegi
Baaki sab samajhdaar hain
Main bol chuka pehle bhi
Tum 5 ho to 10 baar maarunga
Addat bana lo tum sehne ki

Naam ka woh pariwar jo khaandan pe pahunche
Lagwanunga jeebh se poche
Funsi pe chadhta nahi condom oye chhote
Abhi jaake talwon pe chadha lo moze

Aivein main thasse mein bhasade nahi karta
Bhasdu to kuchlu main masle nai karta
Nastik maain vastaik mein Muhfaad
Kalakaar mera Geeta kuranein nahi padhta

Mod ke rakhu jeb mein inki haddiyan felxible
Zaleel aaj karunga par beizzati kal
Kalamkaar wale chaude jin facts pe
Ek ek ke munh mein aa jaayenge testicles

Main tere papa ka Sudama aake pair dho
Khoon karun saaf main hijama, you are fair bro
Gora chitta launda hai tu pink color ka
Mera topa bhi same to same bro, High-Five
Teri maar li gayi hai
Salaah baap ko de woh bhi Marley nahi hai
Bars se tu Barbie haar gayi photo pe tere haar bhi
Topi khud nahi utari woh utari padi hai

Ek chhinaal thi
Shakal leke Mr Kaul ki
Bolo hathi ghoda paalki
Jai ho Gourav Pal ki

Ek chhinaal thi
Shakal leke Mr Kaul ki
Bolo hathi ghoda paalki
Jai ho Gourav Pal ki

Hare Krsna harega Raa!
Are bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua?
Hare Krsna harega Raa!
Are bhai bhai bhai ye kyun hua?
Hare Krsna harega Raa!
Are bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua?
Hare Krsna harega Raa!

2019-20 ka farak hai facts ginau
Raftaar Emiway yaad dilaun
Pariwar yeh gaya tha tab kahan
Charon ko hype mil gayi ho to sach mein bataun
Bhai ke sath laga galat hua zayda
Par diss karne ka pehle tha nahi iraada
Yeh baat to woh khud hi sambhal lenge
Bole Muhfaad mere liye koyi awaaz nahi uthata

Maine socha career gai bhaad mein
Image ki aisi taisi dekh lenge baad mein
Yoon hi baat chali unke ghar pe mazaak mein
Hath dho le tu bhi behti Ganga mein sath mein

Jiske liye lada usne F nahi diya
Maine whatsApp pe massage jab tak nahi kiya
Narazgi thi kal aaj dil se afsos
Ke Muhfaad ne bantai ko diss kyun kiya

Aise kisi ko na topi pehnaun
Chingari mile jahan aag lagaun
Fokat ki hype hai yeh beef ka shagun
Sab mujhe bhi do aur baatein banao

Phir se ab teamein yeh bat rahi hain
Inhein lage track pe aa rahi patri hai
Phir se wahi galti na ho jaaye
Lene se pehle hi pata inhein chhatri hai

Maar ke giraun line hai har baar hi brutal hai
Tootan mein baithe teri plate mein joothan hai
Naabhi mein paon ka angootha phansa dunga
Punch maara is baar belt se upar hai

Below the belt matlab personal ho jaana
Free verse ho ya gaana karun kill main rozana
5 launde ikathe yeh film dostana
Dekh ke ek doosre ke sath na so jaana

Inke bachchon ki laar latak rahi hai
Bade boodhon ki haddi chatak rahi hai
Main bol ke maarunga 6 chhakke
Inki boll daalne se phat rahi hai

Harjas Saluja you are just a loser
Kar chugli nashediyon sang tu ja
Meri mard ki chhaati main bolun munh pe
Girhbaan mein jhaank mujhe pasand nahi chu-chaan

Saanpon ko dhoodh pila
Woh denge badle mein moot gilaas mein lassi ke
Khaasnega khassi se hathi mere sathi
Inki tarah maine tujhe kabhi bandha nahi rassi se

Diss Harjas tujh pe yeh jach raha nahi
Body 20 ki akal 16-17 ki
Bin painde ke lote abe mote
Thi Ankit ki dhamki woh khatra nahi

Phoonkte to sab hain aur phoonkna bhi chahiye
Neech harkaton pe tookhna bhi chahiye
Harjas ne mujhe diss kiya kyun
Shayad mujhe iska bhi proof dena chaiye

Underpresser hai khiladi captain ne hai maari
Usne apne hi player ko dhamki de maari
You are dead agar Muhfaad se dosti rakhega
#fixedmatch hai meri jeet ki taiyari

Manbhudhiyon ki gyani tu softy Sandhu
Gourav bole peechhe ho jao saare pandu
100 ke barabar akela hoon main
Maa ki kokh se hi faila mera khauf hai gaandu
(Are are bhai bhai bhai gaali nahi, gaali nahi)

Khane wala hoon deserving to gaali bhi jachti
Muhawara hai ek hath se taali nahi bajti
Tum khake plate mein chhed karke khush
Main khaane pe aunga to thaali nahi bachti

Main to bhara pada hoon bolo khokhla kaise
Doge kitnon ko rokda paise
Sach mere sath jaun baukhala kaise
Gala mera ek bolo dogla kaise?

Jeete jee dilon mein maharaj amar mile
Chahe bhanwar uthe
Dharti kaanpe, kabar hile
Praja ke hote mujhko kahuf nahi kisi ka
Nakaar dena meri maut ki jhoothi khabar mile