Gaadi Mein

Baat chale mere pure ganon mein toh
Thaat mein video banau dekho(Gadi mein)
Tera IQ karu down main toh
Gaali deta jise main-
Baat chale mere pure gaon mein toh(gaon mein toh)
Thaat mein video banau dekho(banau dekho)
Tera IQ karu down main toh(down main toh)
Gaali deta jise main-(jise main)

Namaskaar,
Hi, main Sanju!
Nahi main toh duplicated clone
Widescreen nahi mera portrait mode on
Machivelli rant renaissance laya kaun?
Aab sab munh chalaaye jaise c4 ka bomb
Sunny paaji hoon dhai kilo ka haath dekha
Dharam pe bola to marunga bahut beta
Unko(encore) to kaam(calm) nahi main toh seedha maut deta
Video jo daalu phir-

Hindi hata do toh mere sirf stan hai
Mere opinion ke alawa sab ban hai
Clout hi clout yahan mere sab fan hai
Sab hi ke paas yahan Jio ka plan hai
Hat ja na tau abuse to karne de
Meme template overuse to karne de
Log yahan ab mehfuz nahi rahenge
Bolenge-

Baat chale mere pure ganon mein toh
Thaat mein video banau dekho(Gadi mein)
Tera IQ karu down main toh
Gaali deta jise main-
Baat chale mere pure gaon mein toh(gaon mein toh)
Thaat mein video banau dekho(banau dekho)
Tera IQ karu down main toh(down main toh)
Gaali deta jise main-(jise main)

Deshbhakti nahi, beta maar na tu chillam
Ayy fake kisko bola, dekh ammi ki filam
Jab tak Hindustan mein saneema hai
Main John Cena hai, dikhunga nahi main villain
Clown kare clone shoes ki promotion
Nakli emotion, nakli devotion
Nakli tapa tapu se khaa jaunga sar
Ye gokuldhaam nahi ye hai Big Boss ka ghar

Tau scene kya hai?
Scene beta mera na sahi hai
Cancel ho jaunga dimaag ka dahi hai
Comments me bolte hai “Tau kuch boliye”
Kya yaar tau tu toh bantai hi nahi hai
Manipulate, main toh nawab baitha tha
KBC khel ke jawab dta tha
Toh kya karun phir? Job choor doon?
Phir comeback se aayega “Tau part 2”

Youtube channel, killed in action
Instagram is also in question
Fake sympathy se now back in action
Aunty, itne chutiya ladke se better tha ab-
-aur ant-sant ki baat kari na toh complain kar dunga ab Tau se

Baat chale mere pure-
Baat chale mere-baat chale mere-tension
Baat chale mere-baat chale-chale-tension
Gadi mein, Tera IQ karun-tension
Tera I-I-I-I-I-
Baat chale mere pure-
Baat chale mere-baat chale mere-tension
Baat chale mere-baat chale-chale-tension
Gadi mein, Tera IQ karun-tension
Tera-Tera-Tera IQ karun-tension