Tukde Tukde Gang

Halak se nikli baat yahan JNU kyun sasta hai?
Sawaal banta tera private college main kyun kat’ta?
Satta pe beithe leech, fees se gareeb noche
Yahan ghoose deke padhne waale JNU pe bhonke
Jhonke school paatal main, murti aasaman main
Sangarsh ka ye harsh bethi bagawat pe beti
Aawaaz aag ka taap, vidroh ka haav bhaav
Kehti bahaav ke saath aksar laashe hain behti
Tu maun bakra yaun tujhe katne ki hai aadat
Sapnon pe tere in gawaaron ki likhawat aur
Nizamat ka chaiwaala padha likha hota
To is haq ki ladaayi main saath khada hota
Haan chaar gaadi waala neta free ka rashan khaata kyun
Utre hain sadak pe kyun AIIMS, IIT, IIMC or BHU
Uttrakhand ke ayurvedic college main bawaal hai
Wahan safed kurte main neta ban beitha hai dallal hai
Tera ek neta einstein ki gravity pe atka hai
Ek bola mor aansu peeke bacha karta hai
Ek gaaye ka moot pilake karta cancer theek
Khud hota jab bimaaar tab AIIMS main jaa ke padta hai

Ye tukde tukde kon hai, Jo shiksha ke dallal hai?
Ye tukde tukde kaun hai, bikaau patrakaar hai?
Ye tukde tukde kaun balaatkaar pe maun?
Chowkidar ka hai bhes par godse ki kaum
Ye tukde tukde kon jo desh bantwaate hai?
Ye khud ki aulaadon ko videsh main padhate hai
Ye haq ki ladaayi main ye laathiya chalvaate hai
Aur anpadhon ko yahan beta bhakt ye banaate hain

Kya khaak tarraki karega mera desh ye
Kisaan latke hain khet pe , ladki marti hai rape se
Balaatkaar karne waale mantri ghoome pradesh main
Aur 56 inch ke seene waala ghume videsh main
Yahan haal hai behaal, patrakaar hai betaaal
Mallal ki ye baat, bemisaal tum haraam ho
Zehan ki ye baat ek pankti main bayaan karun to
My dear friend tum kadve ho dallal ho
PHD pe kanhaiya ki logon ko swaal hai
Khud ke neta paas kiya MA 33 saal main
Aur media to mauji ki godi main soti hai
Kutton ke chaatne ki bhi seema hoti hai
Haaan fake degree waale tujhko kya padhaayege
Banwayenge mandir or pakode talvaayenge
Bhaktkaayenge muddon se sarkaar ye leechad hai
Keechad main kamal nahi launde kamal hi keechad hai

Ye tukde tukde kon hai, Jo shiksha ke dallal hai?
Ye tukde tukde kaun hai, bikaau patrakaar hai?
Ye tukde tukde kaun balaatkaar pe maun?
Chowkidar ka hai bhes par godse ki kaum
Ye tukde tukde kon jo desh bantwaate hai?
Ye khud ki aulaadon ko videsh main padhate hai
Ye haq ki ladaayi main ye laathiya chalvaate hai
Aur anpadhon ko yahan beta bhakt ye banaate hain